Offers

What the hell was I thinking? Apparently you put your house on the market and then people actually come and see it. There aren't enough hiding spots for my dirty laundry.

I got a call at 3:30 that there are people who want to come and see it at 4:30. An hour to try and pretend that I am a person who folds her jeans and puts them away. I was in the middle of doing my taxes. Have you ever tried to do your taxes after you have lost your hard drive and didn't back anything up?

Five people came over to look at the house but really five people looked at my life. I knew I wouldn't like the feeling.

The agent is back with an offer. In through the nose, out through the mouth.